Remember last year with all those revolutions in the middle east? Or when Kim Jong Il died? Or when Gadhafi and Bin Laden were offed? Or when the Conservatives got their first ever majority and the Liberals got their first ever third place?
Last year was eventful and interesting.
This year needs more pizazz. I mean, it had its pizazz during the 2012 Liberal Party Biennial Convention. That was perhaps the best weekend of my life.
Or there was Kony 2012, which made me all like, “Holy shit, people now care about the third world!”
But then Jason Russell snapped and everything went to shit!
But like, shit started out jawsome and then staved off into an unrelenting fury of drear.
Dear middle class of the People’s Republic of China: revolt or something. You’ve earned it. Go ahead. Grab freedom, or whatever it is you want to grab.
Yeah yeah, I know the 2012 presidential elections are coming up, but I can’t wholeheartedly support the biggest Presidential letdown of the century (for god’s sake, Stephen Harper is more liberal than him), nor cheer for a nominee from a political party that seems to be giving increasingly more credence to its theocratic fucknut contingent.
Get interesting already.